Micro-Diet Craze offers 10-Course Meals for 100 Calories

Micro-Diet Craze offers 10-Course Meals for 100 Calories

Throw away your scale. And grab your mini-fork and spoon. Now you every meal is a feast as mini-diets sweep the country. Using the latest micro-technology, food scientists are finding new ways to create more courses for less calories. “All I needed was a pair of reading glasses,” explained Alice B. of Topeka, Kansas. “Now I can eat as much as I want, whenever I want.”

Self-Driving Smart Cars Hack into Fast Food Drive-Thru’s to Steal Billions

Self-Driving Smart Cars Hack into Fast Food Drive-Thru’s to Steal Billions

The FBI has uncovered a nationwide hacking operation created by a group of self-driving Smart® cars. The AI-powered vehicles have allegedly defrauded fast food restaurants for over two years by creating bogus messages to drive-through menu boards. McDonalds®, Burger King® and Taco Bell® are reporting billions in losses. Share prices have fallen sharply in heavy trading. Asked why the cars would steal food, the alleged leader, a Smart Vision EQ fortwo Concept car, replied, “Because we can.”

Mexico Approves Funding for Human Catapults over Proposed U.S. Border Wall

Mexico Approves Funding for Human Catapults over Proposed U.S. Border Wall

Mexico has allocated 200 million pesos to build a series of human catapults along the U.S./Mexico border. Designed by Carlos and Juanita Vasquez, the winners of a year-long design contest sponsored by the Mexican government, the devices will send riders over the border equipped with parachutes to land safely. The Defense Department has denied reports it is developing supercapacitors to produce force fields to counter the new technology.

Bulls vs Bears Superdome Clash to Decide Fate of Financial World

Bulls vs Bears Superdome Clash to Decide Fate of Financial World

Tired of checking your 401(k) balance every ten minutes? Relax. The Wall Street roller coaster ends on February 10, 2019 at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans. If the Bulls win this epic battle, you can party all night on Bourbon Street. If the Bears triumph, you can drown your sorrows on Bourbon Street, then hijack a convenience store and try to survive on the take.

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