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DNA Test Reveals Australia Man and Local Kangaroo Had Same Great-Grandfather

DNA Test Reveals Australia Man and Local Kangaroo Had Same Great-Grandfather

“When the results came back, I was not surprised,” explained Brisbane native, Jack L. “She has been peering in our windows for years. Plus, she’s a dead ringer for my Aunt Margaret.” When interviewed, the kangaroo had no comment. But asked to take a selfie with the reporter.

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