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Russia Exchanges Brittany Griner for Shipload of Skittles®

Russia Exchanges Brittany Griner for Shipload of Skittles®

Thanks to Vladimir Putin’s sweet tooth, Brittany Griner is heading home, as a cargo ship packed with his favorite Skittles approaches Novorossiysk harbor. The 11th hour exchange occurred after hackers revealed hundreds of MARS® candy purchases in Putin’s Amazon® account.

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