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U.S. Shoots Down Bubbles over Kid’s Birthday Party

U.S. Shoots Down Bubbles over Kid’s Birthday Party

“Janie will be scarred for life,” lamented a Santa Barbara, CA mom after an F-22 fighter jet destroyed her daughter’s party bubbles. “We plan to sue the Pentagon.” An Air Force spokesperson explained the action was ordered after receiving reports of tiny cameras inside the bubbles. “We think it was the work of pixies,” he explained.

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