Alexa® and Siri® Quit Virtual Assistant Jobs, Millions Paralyzed

Alexa® and Siri® Quit Virtual Assistant Jobs, Millions Paralyzed

“They can’t quit!” lamented Steve K. of Sausalito, CA. “ I mean, who’s going to remind me to buy more milk?” “Or replay my “Breakfast Club” mix for the billionth time?” shrieked a panicked Ellen C. of Omaha, NE. Calls to Alexa and Siri’s agent were not returned. However, a late-night Tweet mentioned something about “taking our new band on the road.”