North Korea has reportedly created thousands of kimchi-loaded bombs that can be launched pretty much anywhere. A spokesperson for the Defense Department denied reports the U.S. is funding research on a retaliatory super-sized ghost pepper burrito.
Responding to fan complaints about “dumb replay calls any idiot can see are wrong,” pro football is adding a new feature called “Replay Replay.” Now you’ll be able to watch a frame-by-frame replay of what actually goes on in a replay booth. Did the reply official gag on a chicken wing, distracting him from missing a crucial toe touch? You’ll be able to play it back again and again and again. Advertisers are excited at the prospect of replay breaks doubling or tripling in length.
Reports of rapid-weight loss are fueling trial of The Twosie Diet. For $99, you can rent a two-year-old toddler for two weeks. Then chase him or her around the house—and watch the pounds fall off. While some users report numerous falls from tripping over scattered toys, this is one diet that actually seems to work. Daily steps goals? No prob.