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Man Loses Arm Retrieving Container He Put in Wrong Recycling Hole

Man Loses Arm Retrieving Container He Put in Wrong Recycling Hole

Blaming confusing symbols, Elmo S. of Seattle, Washington got his arm stuck trying to get back the pad thai container he’d tossed into the wrong slot. “I would rather lose a limb than add to the mountain of trash clogging our city dumps,” he explained proudly.

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