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Crickets file class-action suit against humans for uncollected royalties

Crickets file class-action suit against humans for uncollected royalties

Attorneys for the International Union of Crickets are seeking royalties for centuries of uncompensated background music. “We’ve been nature’s soundtrack forever, without so much as one thank-you,” said one frustrated chirper. “It’s time for some payback.”

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