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Report of Secret North Korean Kimchi Bombs Derails Summit

Report of Secret North Korean Kimchi Bombs Derails Summit

Significant Advances in Odorous Weapon Research Revealed

North Korea has reportedly created thousands of kimchi-loaded bombs that can be launched pretty much anywhere. A spokesperson for the Defense Department denied reports the U.S. is funding research on a retaliatory super-sized ghost pepper burrito.

[pi•tahrd] 1. an explosive device formerly used in warfare

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