Today’s announcement by the U.S. Department of the Interior means it’s time to say good-bye to an American landmark…and say hello to blackjack and slots. “The prime real estate was just too good to pass up,” explained one official.
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Trending: Millennials Opting for Jailhouse Chic Design
Trending: Millennials Opting for Jailhouse Chic Design
Seeking new ways to express a minimalist lifestyle, many twenty-somethings are putting bunk-style beds and sink/toilet combos in their living spaces. Influenced by popular TV series like “Orange is the New Black,” “Oz” and “Breakout Kings, furniture and department stores are rushing to hop on the paddy wagon. “Just need a place to crash, wash and poop,” explained one millennial.
Do you ever wonder who’s really behind it all? (We are.)
U.S. Dogs and Cats Form Pet PAC
U.S. Dogs and Cats Form Pet PAC
New Platform Demands More Nutritious Meals and Better Health Insurance
With over 89 million dogs and 96 million cats currently living in the U.S., the two groups have patched up their differences to form America’s largest political action group. When asked how the four-legged creatures will be able to influence politics, a poker-faced calico replied, “We have our ways.”