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U.S. to Flood Grand Canyon, Build Resorts, Casino, Olympic Swim Complex

U.S. to Flood Grand Canyon, Build Resorts, Casino, Olympic Swim Complex

Today’s announcement by the U.S. Department of the Interior means it’s time to say good-bye to an American landmark…and say hello to blackjack and slots. “The prime real estate was just too good to pass up,” explained one official.

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