Self-Driving Smart Cars Hack into Fast Food Drive-Thru’s to Steal Billions

Self-Driving Smart Cars Hack into Fast Food Drive-Thru’s to Steal Billions

The FBI has uncovered a nationwide hacking operation created by a group of self-driving Smart® cars. The AI-powered vehicles have allegedly defrauded fast food restaurants for over two years by creating bogus messages to drive-through menu boards. McDonalds®, Burger King® and Taco Bell® are reporting billions in losses. Share prices have fallen sharply in heavy trading. Asked why the cars would steal food, the alleged leader, a Smart Vision EQ fortwo Concept car, replied, “Because we can.”

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