Self-Driving Smart Cars Hack into Fast Food Drive-Thru’s to Steal Billions

The FBI has uncovered a nationwide hacking operation created by a group of self-driving Smart^® cars. The AI-powered vehicles have allegedly defrauded fast food restaurants for over two years by creating bogus messages to drive-through menu boards. McDonalds^®, Burger King^® and Taco Bell^® are reporting billions in losses. Share prices have fallen sharply in heavy trading. Asked why the cars would steal food, the alleged leader, a Smart Vision EQ fortwo Concept car, replied, “Because we can.”