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Americans Flock to Russia for Hands-on Election Hacking Training

Americans Flock to Russia for Hands-on Election Hacking Training

Charter Flights Quadruple to Troll Farms in Moscow, St. Petersburg and Novosibirsk

“If you can’t beat’em, join ‘em,” explained one traveling voter. “At least I’ll feel like I have some control over the results this time. Plus, I hear the blinis and borscht are pretty tasty, too.”

[pi•tahrd] 1. an explosive device formerly used in warfare

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