Smartphone Sues Owner for Alienation of Affection
Smartphone Sues Owner for Alienation of Affection
“When we first got together, he couldn’t keep his hands off me. We went everywhere together,” recounts a visibly wounded smartphone. “Now half the time, he doesn’t even know where he left me.” The phone’s owner is reportedly countersuing, claiming his former hardware heartthrob transferred all his funds into a bitcoin account in Bangkok.”
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Screaming Child Terrorizes New York to LA Flight
Screaming Child Terrorizes New York to LA Flight
New Jersey Infant Screams for Entire Flight Across U.S
Demanding his lost “Dipey,” 7-month-old Brian J. was able to keep a cabin full of adults on edge for an entire flight across the U.S. After abandoning all hope of a nap, many passengers reportedly started screaming along with Brian. “Next time I’m bringing a suitcase full of pacifiers,” said one groggy traveler.