The government closing has not deterred many Americans from jumping in to help out. Oscar the Grouch® is picking up the garbage, The SmurfsTM are distributing the mail. And PAW PatrolTM is out policing the streets. Looks like we’re in good hands.
Smartphone Sues Owner for Alienation of Affection
Smartphone Sues Owner for Alienation of Affection
“When we first got together, he couldn’t keep his hands off me. We went everywhere together,” recounts a visibly wounded smartphone. “Now half the time, he doesn’t even know where he left me.” The phone’s owner is reportedly countersuing, claiming his former hardware heartthrob transferred all his funds into a bitcoin account in Bangkok.”
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Operation® Game to Replace U.S. Healthcare System
Operation® Game to Replace U.S. Healthcare System
Classic board game to be delivered to millions of homes to aid do-it-yourself diagnoses.
Soon you’ll be able to diagnose and treat yourself without wasting hundreds of hours on hold or in crowded doctors’ offices and hospitals. A few minutes with the Operation game and you’ll get right to the heart of the problem. Talk about affordable care!