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70,000 U.S. Babies Recalled by National Population Center

70,000 U.S. Babies Recalled by National Population Center

Unexpected Move Shocks Parents and Families

Citing population density and noise pollution among the causes for the decision, the NPC dubbed the babies a threat to the slowing U.S. economy. “Stores can’t even keep enough diapers on the shelves,” explained one NPC member. “Something had to be done.”

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