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Volcano Spews Nacho Cheese over New Mexico Town

Volcano Spews Nacho Cheese over New Mexico Town

Amazed residents of a northern New Mexico town awoke to find their homes and cars coated with a layer of steaming nacho cheese. “She was due to blow sooner or later,” explained one long-time resident, as flying jalapenos sent many townsfolk ducking for cover. “Guess I’ll be takin’ cheese sandwiches to work for a while.”

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