USA® to Sell Naming Rights to Wipe Out National Debt

Disney^®, McDonald’s^®, Amazon®^® Reportedly Vying to Brand America^®

“Welcome to Chick-fil-A^®’s USA.” That’s what international visitors could be greeted by soon whenever the fierce competition to brand the U.S. is resolved. “Heck, college football’s got the AutoNation Cure Bowl^®. New Orleans has the Mercedes-Benz^® Superdome. Why not Uncle Sam^®?” explained a Treasury official. “This could be the cash cow we’ve been looking for.”