Breaking Wind Government U.S.A. to Split into Male and Female Regions U.S.A. to Split into Male and Female Regions Women to Populate Northeast and Southwest. Men to Live in Southeast and Northwest. “With so many issues between the sexes, separation seemed like the best solution,” explained one Congressman. People wanting to have children will be able to opt for artificial insemination or travel to designated breeding barges in the Mississippi River. Custody of children will be determined by a lottery system. LGBTQ, pan-sexual and others with non-traditional preferences will be free to move between both regions. Sales of man cave and she shed items are expected to skyrocket.