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U.S. to Launch All Coronavirus Carriers into Outer Space

U.S. to Launch All Coronavirus Carriers into Outer Space

Radical Plan Will Save $10 Trillion in Healthcare Costs

With two million cases, NASA figures it’ll take 20,000 rockets to get all confirmed virus carriers into space,” explained one Congressman. “Let the Martians deal with the darned flu. We are so done.”

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