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U.S. to Build Giant Lego® Wall across Canadian and Mexican Borders

U.S. to Build Giant Lego® Wall across Canadian and Mexican Borders

Congress approved emergency funding today for Lego® walls along both U.S. borders. “This way we can keep people from coming in from the south. And escaping to the north,” explained one House member. “Plus, it’ll be a fraction of the cost of installing cinder blocks.”

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