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Runaway Register Tape Strangles Man at Colorado CVS

Runaway Register Tape Strangles Man at Colorado CVS

A stick of deodorant and a pack of dental floss turned out to be the final purchases for Jimmy H. of Denver, Colorado. Seconds after scanning both items, a 17-foot register tape shot out of the express checkout machine, wrapping itself around Jimmy’s neck. Seconds later he was dead. The value of his final coupons totaled over $85.00.

[pi•tahrd] 1. an explosive device formerly used in warfare

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