Plot to Replace Mt. Rushmore Faces with Russian Nesting Dolls

Secret Plan Would’ve Re-chiseled George, Tom, Abe & Teddy with Matryoshka

U.S. intelligence agents have uncovered a recent Russian plot to erase and replace Mt. Rushmore’s classic faces on the eve of July 4, 2020. Hundreds of robot sculptors were discovered in an underground bunker in Fargo, North Dakota.