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Planet Earth Sold to Minnesota Toy Company

Planet Earth Sold to Minnesota Toy Company

Plans Include Spinning It Faster Just to See What Happens

“We always wanted to add Earth to our portfolio,”explained Jimmy Z., 12-year-old Galactic CEO, from his bedroom in northern Minnesota. “The previous owners were concerned about the political climate and made us a sweetheart offer.”

 

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