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New Law to Make Parents Choose Baby’s Party Affiliation in Utero

New Law to Make Parents Choose Baby’s Party Affiliation in Utero

“Party reveal” celebrations to replace gender reveal parties

In another sign of an increasingly polarized electorate, a new law will mandate party preferences by expecting parents. In anticipation, U.S. hospitals are planning to create separate red and blue nurseries. Red and blue are the new pink and blue.

[pi•tahrd] 1. an explosive device formerly used in warfare

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