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Disturbed Earthworm Cracks Washington Monument

Disturbed Earthworm Cracks Washington Monument

“I am SO sorry,” explained the distressed creature through an interpreter. “I was hibernating under the mall, when I was awakened by a big commotion. I grabbed the nearest object and hung on for dear life. My bad.”

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