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Distant Planet Confirms There is Life on Earth

Distant Planet Confirms There is Life on Earth

Alert Radio Tech from Andromeda Galaxy Makes Startling Discovery

After monitoring transmissions for 10 years, Jnzzzzzz Xyqqqqqq, an astronomer from the planet GHNZXD, confirmed there is, indeed, life on earth. “We thought an algorithm was creating Earth’s audio track.” But when we heard that sweet reggae music, we knew a bot could not create that.

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