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COVID Returns to Space after Fun-Filled Year Terrorizing Earthlings

COVID Returns to Space after Fun-Filled Year Terrorizing Earthlings

“Vaccines have taken all the fun out of wiping out humans,” explained the infamous virus. “I am so out of here.” SARS-CoV-2’s next stop will be Mars. “I hear they’re trying to start a new colony. Good luck with that,” it smirked.

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