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Coronavirus Signs Non-Aggression Pact with WHO

Coronavirus Signs Non-Aggression Pact with WHO

Dreaded Germ Trades World Domination for Lifetime Supply of Pangolins and Bats

The World Health Organization has confirmed that the coronavirus has agreed, in principle, to leave the planet Earth. “I’ll certainly miss the fun of terrifying billions of humans,” said the dreaded germ. “But I hear there’s life on Mars. Sounds promising.”

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