Congress Repeals U.S. Constitution

Deemed Too Hard to Enforce, Historic Document to be Auctioned Off on eBay®

Suggesting Americans should just, “Deal with it,” House and Senate members endorsed a historic vote to repeal the U.S. Constitution. “We just got tired of fighting about it,” explained one Congressional member. “So we decided to scrap it. Heck, I’m sure somebody’ll come up with something. After all, this is America.”