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Volume CVI No. 68
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  • Breaking Wind
  • Government

Congress Approves National Hug-in

Congress Approves National Hug-in

Democrats and Republicans Decide to Bury the Hatchet

Ending years of discord and disagreement, the nation’s political leaders have decided to finally work together. House and Senate members will all join hands at noon today and sing Kumbaya.

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