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Christmas Cancelled, Santa Indicted for Kickbacks

Christmas Cancelled, Santa Indicted for Kickbacks

Whistleblower Accountant Reveals Over $100 Billion in Payments from Nintendo®, Apple® and Amazon.®

An early-morning raid by revenue agents of Mr. Claus’s Canadian headquarters in northern Nunavut yielded evidence linking the famed gift-giver to decades of payments from leading toy, electronics and clothing manufacturers. “I did it for the children,” he explained.

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