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Volume CVI No. 68
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Busy FaceTimer® Fails to Report Nuclear Explosion

Busy FaceTimer® Fails to Report Nuclear Explosion

“My bad,” lamented Mitchell K. of Portland, Oregon. “I thought it was the sound of my daughter’s first poop on the potty. Didn’t want to miss it.”

[pi•tahrd] 1. an explosive device formerly used in warfare

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