Bird Poop Attacks Blind Drivers in 10 U.S. Cities

Eco-Extremists Use Sonic Tech to Weaponize Birds

Commuters across America were stunned to see their car windshields coated with falling bird poop yesterday. A group calling itself the “Eye in the Sky” is protesting the nationwide destruction of woodlands and bird preserves. Unnamed sources claim the Pentagon is negotiating with this eco-group to purchase it’s advanced technology