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Amazon® Buys Amazon Jungle, Plans Adventure Theme Park

Amazon® Buys Amazon Jungle, Plans Adventure Theme Park

Looking to build brand recognition, Amazon has purchased the Brazilian rain forest for $12 billion. Prime members will get a 50% discount on airfare to Rio de Janeiro or São Paolo.

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