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Woman Shrink-Wraps Self to Stay Virus-Free

Woman Shrink-Wraps Self to Stay Virus-Free

“I got sick of wasting my savings on disinfectant, paper towels and rubber gloves,” explained Rachel D. of Seattle. “One roll of shrink-wrap and I was good to go. Guess I’ll just wait this thing out.”

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