U.S. to Deport All Americans to Country of Origin

Senate Votes to Give USA a Do-Over.

Hoping to make immigration a non-issue, Congress has passed a new plan to repatriate everyone. “Everybody’s ancestors came over here from somewhere. Even Native-Americans came from Asia,” explained one Congressman. “Now we all get a do-over. Maybe things’ll turn out better than the current mess.” The Federal government plans to use DNA tests to determine countries of origin.