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Texas Man Has Actual Shotgun Wedding

Texas Man Has Actual Shotgun Wedding

“Just fell in love with her pump-action,” explained a proud Fort Worth groom as he stuffed wedding cake down both barrels of his new bride, a gleaming new shotgun. “One day I realized we already go everywhere together, so I figured we might as well make it official.”

[pi•tahrd] 1. an explosive device formerly used in warfare

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