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Missing Husband Returns After Being Folded in Bottom Sheet for 19 Years

Missing Husband Returns After Being Folded in Bottom Sheet for 19 Years

“I always knew he’d come back,” said an exultant Shania S. of Koala, Arkansas. “I still remember that day in 1999. One minute Bob and I were folding little Eddie’s Rugrats® bedsheets. The next minute my Bob was gone. Now he’s back. And to think we were worried about Y2K.”

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