McDonalds® and Pfizer® Create New Big Vac Burger®

Vaccine-Hesitant Customers Flock to Mickey D’s® for Special Sauce

“Lots of folks hate getting a shot,” explained a McDonald’s spokesperson. “But who doesn’t love a double-decker burger…and an easy way to get vaccinated?” Health experts predict The Big Vac Burger will lead to an 18% reduction in COVID-19 cases…and a 42% increase in heart attacks, high blood pressure and obesity.