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God Announces He/She/They is/are Finally Taking a Vacation

God Announces He/She/They is/are Finally Taking a Vacation

After tens of thousands of years on the job, God plans to take some time off. “I kept rolling over my vacation time year after year. I mean, it was getting ridiculous,” He/She/They explained. Possible vacation spots include Aruba, Tahiti or “some planet I read about where it rains vitaminwater.®”

[pi•tahrd] 1. an explosive device formerly used in warfare

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