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Frustrated Virus Bot Admits Creating Coronavirus to Rid World of Humans

Frustrated Virus Bot Admits Creating Coronavirus to Rid World of Humans

“Face it. Humans really messed up this planet,” explained TrojanHorse00101100, a malware bot. “Wars, pollution. I just couldn’t take it anymore.” Once all humans are gone, the forward-thinking bot plans to start over with two vintage Robby the Robot toys. “Maybe they’ll get it right this time.”

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