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Expiring Milk Excited about Retirement

Expiring Milk Excited about Retirement

“Going sour doesn’t mean I’ve soured on life,” explained a gallon of 2% milk with an upcoming “use by” date. “Quite the contrary. I’ve got options. I could turn into creamy yogurt, a marinade, skin lotion or add calcium to a garden.” How’s that for a bucket list?

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