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Dead Man Decides to Return to Old Telemarketing Job

Dead Man Decides to Return to Old Telemarketing Job

“Making 800 calls a day is pretty boring,” explained Jack S. of Phoenix, AZ, who recently returned from the dead. “But try sitting in the dark all day watching bad cable. I couldn’t wait to get out of there.”

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