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Dallas Cowboys Name Change Demanded by Cow Lobby

Dallas Cowboys Name Change Demanded by Cow Lobby

“We give you milk. We give you meat. And all we get is cow feed,” yelled one protesting Holstein. “Either stop using our name or give us 50% of the royalties.” Reports of secret meetings of giants and dolphins could spell more trouble for the NFL.®

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