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Budweiser and Heineken Test New Viruses to Compete with Corona

Budweiser and Heineken Test New Viruses to Compete with Corona

Rapidly rising Corona beer sales are sending its competitors into the labs. “It’s a $100 billion dollar industry,” explained a Budweiser marketing executive. “We had to do something. Corona’s name recognition is spreading like…well, you know.” New virus names being tested include “Bud Scud” and “None the Weiser.”

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