Amazon® Announces New Baby Delivery Service

Why wait nine months…or nine years…for the child you’ve always wanted? Amazon can get you a custom-ordered infant in 24 hours. Choose the sex, race, personality, IQ level you want. Prime members can take advantage of free overnight delivery. Returns are not accepted. But if you are unhappy with your newborn, you have 30 days to exchange it for a lifetime supply of OMG dolls.