12 States Planning to Convert U.S. High Schools into Vocational Weapons Factories

Teenage Workers to Manufacturer Enough Guns to Arm Every American

“No more scared, defenseless kids. No more declining enrollment,” explained one state legislator. “Our new factories will teach kids a trade. And they’ll have plenty of time for target practice on breaks. Plus, there’ll be no shortage of AR-15s. It’s pretty much win-win.”