With the new Anticipa card, you’ll never have to shop online again. Because Anticipa anticipates your every need. Using AI, Anticipa tracks down everything you think you might need and orders it for you. Think of how much time you’ll save.  Don’t have room for 5-10 packages a day? No prob. Anticipa warehouses it for you…then sends it over when you need it.

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Banks love to talk about trust. Then they take your money and invest it in some wacky real estate mumbo-jumbo. Trusty Bank takes a different approach. You don’t have to trust us. Because we trust you. That’s why every branch has a big table of cash. Stop on by. Take as much as you like. Go ahead. We trust you.

TRUSTY BANK

We put the trust back in banking.

There’s nothing like the taste of slow-brewed, artisanally filtered coffee. That’s why we slowly filter every drop of our rich, flavorful blend through thousands of miles of Internet cables made from specially grown hemp. Just plug our special spout into your device, grab a cup and enjoy the joe. (Plug-in spout sold separately.)

Taste the difference slow-streaming makes.

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We don’t just make the protons and neutrons inside the atoms in your plastic water bottle. We make the quarks and gluons inside them. And who makes the stuff inside the quarks and gluons? You guessed it.

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Yeah, we make that.

“It takes a lot of time and money to raise our little baby servers into adulthood,” explains an Iowa server farmhand. “Small server farms like us are getting bought up by the big guys.” But you can help.

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Because every byte helps.

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Two-bazillion-bit encryption guarantees protection against domestic or foreign intruders. Sleep better at night with this secure system.

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