Reports of rapid-weight loss are fueling trial of The Twosie Diet. For $99, you can rent a two-year-old toddler for two weeks. Then chase him or her around the house—and watch the pounds fall off. While some users report numerous falls from tripping over scattered toys, this is one diet that actually seems to work. Daily steps goals? No prob.
While most people complain about being hacked, an increasing number of unhacked people are feeling alienated and ignored. “Nobody seems to want my personal information,” laments one psychologist’s patient. “I’ve spent a lifetime creating servers full of data. And nobody cares.” Support groups for the unhacked report a 300% increase in membership.